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Edward Cullen Jokes of the Moment

:star: Edward Cullen is so pale, he's often mistaken for Wonder Bread.
:star: Edward Cullen is so pale, he scares ghosts.
:star: Edward Cullen is so closeted he invented Narnia.
:star: Edward Cullen's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
:star: Edward Cullen has stock in Viagra
[link] :la:

And now for some more humour (spelled the right way): [link]
^HAL2008 has left us. EVERYONE GO BAWW ON HIS PAGE. DO IT. :iconstaresplz:
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Who we are

This is not an anti-twilight group. Perish any such thoughts. If it were, it would kinda be in violation of dA's groups policy. So we're taking a different approach. Instead of bashing twilight at every given opportunity, we simply poke fun at it and its overabundance in fans. There is no hatred. Simply a lot of evil minds at work. Who happen to believe that there is no way in hell the young Cullen boy can be that sparkly and still claim to be straight. That is all. We accept all who want to join in on the fun. Even if you're a Twilight fan. :B


YA KNOW BEFORE YOU JOIN/SUBMIT ART, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE A GANDER AT OUR GALLERY.

Arts that are accepted into the gallery:
:bulletpink: Really, any art that pokes fun at the Twilight series. Please nothing that straight up bashes it. That's just not nice. :no:
:bulletpink: NO ACTUAL TWILIGHT FAN ARTS PLZ. We're poking fun at it, not supporting your strange fantasies! :noes:
:bulletpink: We prefer high quality arts. Kthx. Submitting low-quality arts will ensure you get demeaning comment from the boss.

Arts that go in the Faves:
:bulletpurple: Basically... non-member art? Idk. I'll figure that part out later. :paranoid:

Art that is seen as a dA Terms of Service violation will be denied, and you will receive a quick little comment about it on your submission request form thing. We especially look out for the use of copyrighted imgs. Photoshopping a photo of Mr. Patterson isn't very legal, so please don't bother submitting such things. ;p

We're not the damn dA police, but we don't feel we should support copyright vios. Thank you for understanding. :B

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We only accept affiliations from awesome groups because we can.
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=MewFullMoon Apr 7, 2012  Student General Artist
...WOW THE NAME OF THIS GROUP IS SO CORRECT...

"Need a disco ball? Hire Edward Cullen for all your disco ball needs! All you need: Invincible Gag, Invincible Sparkly Rope, and a pink sparkly short dress, and you have the best disco ball ever! Norefundsandthisproductisusedatyourownriskandnotours.thankyouforusingthisproduct"

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`BrokenTutorials Apr 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:bow:

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Mood: Joy ~SabertoothLioness Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm so joining this group!

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You Feeling Lucky Punk?-Ironhide

You Say Stephanie Meyer-I Say Stephen King

You Say Edward Cullen-I Say Alucard

You Say Team Jacob-I Say Team Talbot

I am Anti-BSL and Anti-PETA.

Last time I checked it was legal for me to express my opinions!!

PILLZ!
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~chibi-tsundere-neko Sep 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love this Group's Name xD

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:iconfeatureplz:This group has been featured in the #StockandResources dA Resource News - Issue 2!!

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~mangagirl1603 Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
may I please ask why you declined my deviation?

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"You know what Normal is. It's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that."
-Ash Purdy, Black Veil Brides

:toaster: + :dummy: = :onfire:
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`BrokenTutorials Aug 10, 2011  Student Digital Artist
We found the humor to be a little non-existent and the artistic skill to be that of a 5-yr old. :iconcuteflirtplz:

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~mangagirl1603 Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
well, ok it was a quick sketch I suppose. I see your point *starts to feel slightly, oh so slightly depressed that even though my art is good for my age, it looks sh*t compared to those of other deviants*

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"You know what Normal is. It's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that."
-Ash Purdy, Black Veil Brides

:toaster: + :dummy: = :onfire:
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~Tenkafurrywolf Aug 4, 2011  Student General Artist
edward is so pale he makes goth kids jealous.

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...In the most sexual way possible...



the this cat
the is cat
the how cat
the you cat
the keep cat
the an cat
the idiot cat
the busy cat
now read without the words "cat" and "the"



"I think you are fair... in bed"
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